Iceland Poetry Slam
Undoubtedly you were forced to learn the useless art
of haiku in elementary school (by a hungover teacher
who went through the paces until she could slip away
to the teacher's lounge and smoke, wondering how
much longer she could fake her way through another
day without a teaching plan.)
But in case you forgot the basics of this sacred
Japanese poetry, here's a quick refresher:
of haiku in elementary school (by a hungover teacher
who went through the paces until she could slip away
to the teacher's lounge and smoke, wondering how
much longer she could fake her way through another
day without a teaching plan.)
But in case you forgot the basics of this sacred
Japanese poetry, here's a quick refresher:
Got it? Good.
And even better is the news that haiku is no longer useless. That's right. Here at Ice Town, until further notice, all news will be reported in the form of haiku. So let's kick it off with a recap of 2010:
BIG VOLCANO BLOW
SHUT DOWN EUROPE AIRPORT? NO!
ASH BIG PAIN IN ASS
HEAD HONCHO LADY
LOVING LADY LOVING LADY
LADIES SAY I DO
ICELAND'S PONZI SCHEME
GREAT BIG BRITISH I.O.U.
OOPS! UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
And even better is the news that haiku is no longer useless. That's right. Here at Ice Town, until further notice, all news will be reported in the form of haiku. So let's kick it off with a recap of 2010:
BIG VOLCANO BLOW
SHUT DOWN EUROPE AIRPORT? NO!
ASH BIG PAIN IN ASS
HEAD HONCHO LADY
LOVING LADY LOVING LADY
LADIES SAY I DO
ICELAND'S PONZI SCHEME
GREAT BIG BRITISH I.O.U.
OOPS! UPSIDE YOUR HEAD