Icelandic Men Have The Longest...
...lives!
According to data released yesterday by Statistics Iceland (a non-biased Iceland-funded research group) Icelandic men have the longest life expectancy of all European males.
Mean life expectancy for Icelandic men is 79.6 years, with Switzerland in second place with an average male lifespan of 79.3 years.
The lifespan of Icelandic women, however, is in the fifth place in Europe with 83.3 years, with France at #1 with an average of 84.3 years.
According to data released yesterday by Statistics Iceland (a non-biased Iceland-funded research group) Icelandic men have the longest life expectancy of all European males.
Mean life expectancy for Icelandic men is 79.6 years, with Switzerland in second place with an average male lifespan of 79.3 years.
The lifespan of Icelandic women, however, is in the fifth place in Europe with 83.3 years, with France at #1 with an average of 84.3 years.
"That's good news," said Iceland's top male underwear model Baldur Tryggvisson. "In my line of work, appearances are everything. And if my picture on a box of briefs can convince a flabby old man that he can look like a stud again if he buys some flimsy shorts made in China--with a huge markup--well, that's just job security for me. I'll be rockin' thongs and bikinis until I'm a hundred years old."
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