Oh Bloody Blubbery Hell
Iceland's Marie Antoinette Whale
I just realized why everyone (Greenpeace) is so critical of Iceland's whaling industry. It's because they don't have a catch phrase like the cattle industry:
Beef. It's what's for dinner.
So maybe Iceland can hire beef spokesman Sam Elliott. With his gravelly cowboy voice, he could tell you to rob a bank and you'd probably do it:
Beef. It's what's for dinner.
So maybe Iceland can hire beef spokesman Sam Elliott. With his gravelly cowboy voice, he could tell you to rob a bank and you'd probably do it:
So, to paraphrase Sam, Iceland is kicking off a global PR campaign with the following slogan:
Sometimes you eat the whale.
And sometimes the whale eats you.
Initial feedback is positive, including a comment from a Japanese restaurant owner who said, "You kill it, Iceland. And we'll sell it."
Prime Minister Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir is also optimistic about the campaign, stating, "I love the fishy taste of whale. It makes me aggressive."
Sometimes you eat the whale.
And sometimes the whale eats you.
Initial feedback is positive, including a comment from a Japanese restaurant owner who said, "You kill it, Iceland. And we'll sell it."
Prime Minister Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir is also optimistic about the campaign, stating, "I love the fishy taste of whale. It makes me aggressive."