Viking Kittens Protest Cute Depiction On Ice Town
'Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
BREAKING NEWS...
We reported the news here first. Cute kittens were called in to pacify the critics of Iceland. But, after a mere week in the isolated country, rebel kittens are protesting, embracing the spirit of Iceland's Viking ancestors, forming a crude militia along the coast.
"So far, we've contained it," said project manager Brynhildur Thorazinursdottir. "But new reports say the kittens are moving inland, and that concerns us. We could have another Egypt on our hands."
Critics are speculating how cute and cuddly kittens could turn Type-A so suddenly. "I hear they got a lot of 'em off Craigslist," said a teenager at a matinee screening of Klovn. "It's like buying used video games. The price might be good, but you take a gamble."
Prime Minister Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir could not be reached for comment.
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We reported the news here first. Cute kittens were called in to pacify the critics of Iceland. But, after a mere week in the isolated country, rebel kittens are protesting, embracing the spirit of Iceland's Viking ancestors, forming a crude militia along the coast.
"So far, we've contained it," said project manager Brynhildur Thorazinursdottir. "But new reports say the kittens are moving inland, and that concerns us. We could have another Egypt on our hands."
Critics are speculating how cute and cuddly kittens could turn Type-A so suddenly. "I hear they got a lot of 'em off Craigslist," said a teenager at a matinee screening of Klovn. "It's like buying used video games. The price might be good, but you take a gamble."
Prime Minister Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir could not be reached for comment.
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