Supernatural Cow Shuts Down Airports
'Quick! Roll around in the mud!'
We're one week into winter. And we survived the Solstice lunar eclipse (no thanks to Yoko Ono.)
But as everyone knows in Iceland:
If the first calf born during the winter is white, the winter will be a bad one. And guess what? The results are in.
But as everyone knows in Iceland:
If the first calf born during the winter is white, the winter will be a bad one. And guess what? The results are in.
"It especially impacts us during this busy holiday season," says former flight attendant, and current Icelandic Prime Minister Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir. "So if you are experiencing flight delays due to snowstorms, fog, and/or hailstones, rest assured it is the fault of the white calf, and has nothing to do with volcanoes, elves, fairies, or trolls."
Sigurðardóttir stresses that citizens should not panic.
"It will all be over in four or five months. In the meantime, everyone should stay close to home, strip naked, and plunge themself into a thermal spring."
The owner of the calf could not be reached for comment.
"It will all be over in four or five months. In the meantime, everyone should stay close to home, strip naked, and plunge themself into a thermal spring."
The owner of the calf could not be reached for comment.